(641): she just walked in and said “well I got peed on again…”
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(662): Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
(1-662): I don’t think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
A different take on a text we had at the very beginning of Texts From Ponyville
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(206): I think I just ate eggs off a plate covered in cocaine.
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(209): We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
(1-209): Duh.
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(302): trying to bond with my sister… It’s like getting to know a person I never met that I don’t like
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(303): yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud!!
(832): Oh my god. It’s not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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(662): I want to apologize for screaming the other day when I saw you. It’s just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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(314): YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
(892): only one tier
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(352): Also, how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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