(641): she just walked in and said “well I got peed on again…”
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(302): trying to bond with my sister… It’s like getting to know a person I never met that I don’t like
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(518): You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It’s my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
(518): Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone had permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
(303): yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud!!
(832): Oh my god. It’s not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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(715): your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were underage.
(608): HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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(606): The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire
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(416): Let’s play, “guess how long my neighbours have been watching me dance naked”
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