(209): We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
(1-209): Duh.
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(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with “mess”
(706): Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
(307): If a “boob” guy and an “ass” guy are discussing which you are better qualified for….just let them
(518): Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone had permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
(979): Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
(314): YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
(892): only one tier
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(503): finally got a few hours of silence around your friend.
(503-1): You kidding? When she’s quiet for more than ten minutes I start to worry… It means she’s thinking, that’s bad for anything that wants to live.
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