(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with “mess”
(314): YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
(892): only one tier
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(352): Also, how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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(503): finally got a few hours of silence around your friend.
(503-1): You kidding? When she’s quiet for more than ten minutes I start to worry… It means she’s thinking, that’s bad for anything that wants to live.
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(317): For future reference ‘bring our little sisters on our date day’ is not such a good idea
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(207): You are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy
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(270): It took too long for people to come up with things for “never have I ever” so we had to change it to “don’t judge me but…”
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