Texts from Ponyville
(718): he told me my vagina needed a tic tac

(718): he told me my vagina needed a tic tac

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, applejack, soarin, 718, .
(718): did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?

(718): did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, rarity, rainbow dash, 718, .
(718): Roof caved in, We’re gunna make a waterslide!!!

(718): Roof caved in, We’re gunna make a waterslide!!!

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, derpy hooves, rainbow dash, 718, .

(718): hey can you send me a picture of your veejay? I’m sexting and forgot to shave, I know you have one ;)

(1-718): -_- fine but this is the last time

Submission by electricjetdonkey

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, sweetie belle, rarity, submission, electricjetdonkey, 718, .
(718): You never go ass to mouth. That’s quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

(718): You never go ass to mouth. That’s quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, nurse redheart, 718, .
(718): Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

(718): Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, rainbow dash, bully ponies, 718, .
(718): you better not pull some “waking up at 2 in the afternoon” shit, we have weed to smoke.

(718): you better not pull some “waking up at 2 in the afternoon” shit, we have weed to smoke.

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: texts from last night, my little pony, friendship is magic, scootaloo, pinkie pie, sweetie belle, apple bloom, i don't know why i made the cmc stoners, but in this version of ponyville they are, 718, .