Texts from Ponyville
texts-from-ponyville:

(480): His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

texts-from-ponyville:

(480): His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

texts-from-ponyville:

(480): Why is it that my internet connection always crashes when I’m trying to load porn? 
Submission by grabbinglifebyitspages

texts-from-ponyville:

(480): Why is it that my internet connection always crashes when I’m trying to load porn? 

Submission by grabbinglifebyitspages

texts-from-ponyville:

(480): He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

texts-from-ponyville:

(480): He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

texts-from-ponyville:

(203): WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Submission from: a-stallion-of-wealth-and-taste

texts-from-ponyville:

(203): WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS

Submission from: a-stallion-of-wealth-and-taste

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It’s my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It’s my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): I’ve wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.

texts-from-ponyville:

(518): I’ve wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.

texts-from-ponyville:

(203): I’m so high I feel like I’m pedaling a bicycle but I’m laying on the couch.  My body might be vibrating.  I made soup.

texts-from-ponyville:

(203): I’m so high I feel like I’m pedaling a bicycle but I’m laying on the couch.  My body might be vibrating.  I made soup.

ponypixels:

(518):
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location