(480): His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
(480): Why is it that my internet connection always crashes when I’m trying to load porn?
Submission by grabbinglifebyitspages
(480): He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
(518): we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Finally found a text made for Octavia -PonyPixels
(203): WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Submission from: a-stallion-of-wealth-and-taste
(518): You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It’s my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
(518): I’ve wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
(203): I’m so high I feel like I’m pedaling a bicycle but I’m laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.