(614): Well I threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
(870): you know you’re hung over when your pose in art class is lying facedown on the platform.
(704): First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I’m sweating pure vodka.
(734): This mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
(719): I’m dealing with this like and adult. Cupcakes and beer.